you're one shape-shifting tango

May 17

The last two mornings I have woken up 15 minutes before my 5am alarm, yesterday I got up but this morning I was like “I’ll just lie in bed until 5, I’ll turn the alarm off though cause it’s so loud and I’m already awake”.

Lucky I had also set a 5:10 alarm because I fell back asleep lol

May 15

I am so sick of seeing the ads for australias got talent with andrews story. YOU HAD CANCER, AND IT WAS SAD. I GET IT. I REALLY REALLY GET IT. NOW STOP PLEASE. IT IS HAS BEEN LIKE 3 WEEKS OF IT. no more sob story, for the love of god.

(Source: rusty-james, via achieving)

i wonder how many of tyra bank’s sexual partners has made the joke “you wanna be on top?” while having sex with her 

(Source: ha-502, via lentilbacon)

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May 14

It is going to be 2 degrees when I walk to the train tomorrow morning.

kill me now.

cosmo tip #245

expertcosmotips:

when you’re reaching climax, scream “whats hip-hop-a-happening to me!”

(via no-blinding-light)

May 13

I finally bought new lip studs after I accidently flushed mine last week, and they were $15 each and when I put them in they were heaps shorter than my old ones so they have started to irritate my skin or something cause there isn’t much extra room for them to move. So I am probably going to have to buy more. I feel like this is a sign that I should just take them out for good, but I can’t bring myself to do it.

I am going to the pancake manor today for my brothers birthday/mothers day!! yayy. I love pancakes. 

First I have to try and find Jindalee DFO by myself because I don’t feel like driving all the way to the city to pick up mum and then get her to show me. I hope it isn’t too hard to find I need to go to Rubi Shoes.

Oh! also. Apparently I am doing well in my new job which is good I was nervous I wasn’t doing things fast enough cause the girl who they had before me got fired cause she wasn’t learning quickly. But after I left on friday afternoon, nell texted me and told me that I was doing great and that everyone loves me. So that was nice to hear :)

May 12

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