Anarchy, My Dear.


"wow. this changes everything" alanis morissette thinks to herself as she realises she can turn a spoon on it’s side and use it as a knife a little bit for soft things.

Undoing all my good eating for the week by going to chompers and getting a burger and a deep fried mars bar for dinner.

Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.

Say anything are playing in Brisbane on the 19th of October. I really want to go and it’s only $55 a ticket but it’s 2 days before we leave for America so I don’t know if it’s pushing it. Ugh. I’ll probably go.

holy shit the most recent episode of wentworth was fucked up. i can’t deal with it. wow.

So my manager told me today that my request for a pay increase was successful! yay! I have been given a 2.5k increase to my base salary and also depending on how the team performs I can get up to 2.5k as a bonus that will be paid quarterly so that’s pretty awesome.

So while it isn’t the number I asked for it is still a great outcome. 




I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook



literally me.


literally me.